6 AM - 1 - Joe steals Vince's punchline, then Vince proceeds to steal Marshall's punchline; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack and Joe used to work with a dude who wore a kilt; Is Khorasan the new ISIS?
7 AM - 1 - Should you lose your citizenship cuz you fight for ISIS?; Don't invite a homeless dude into your threesome. 2 - Vote on Syria cowardice; John Kerry winked at Mccain. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Sports bar says it won't show NFL games anymore; Is U2 the new Nickelback?; Cockfighting at the (Mexican) Walmart.
8 AM - 1 - iPhone iTrampling; Vincent's phone's screen is broken; Joe drinks Bud Light Lime. 2 - Politico's Burgess Everett talks Syria vote and ISIS with us; Ken Burns Roosevelt doc on PBS. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack's favorite Mark Twain quote; Wages of the people in the UC System.
9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack. 2 - CR. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CR.