6 AM - 1 - Potato chip daiquiris are on tap!; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Liberals are allegedly outraged that Scott Walker said he took on 100k protestors so he can take on ISIS; Joe's having medical issues.
7 AM - 1 - The Dress that broke the internet. 2 - John Kerry says we're pretty safe but James Clapper disagrees; What's up with those Brooklyn dudes arrested for wanting to join ISIS?. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Ted Cruz was funny at the CPAC.
8 AM - 1 - Greg Gutfeld called out Bill Nye (The Science Guy!) on global warming and European Jews or something. 2 - Sex Box: A television show where people have sex in a box is a TV show; Butt plastic surgery. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Some dude at the Radio Ranch got hired to be in charge of "activation"; Most annoying sounds.
9 AM - 1 - Tim "the Lawyer" Sandefur joins us LIVE in studio!; The fish is a tangible object. 2 - RIP Leonard Nimoy. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More stuff; Final Thoughts.