6 AM - 1 - Jack don't like his cat; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Some foreigner brought the measles to the Disneyland; Dude was in a coma for 10 years but he actually wasn't.
7 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Alex Stone is in Phoenix at the Super Bowl reporting on all the turnt parties with the hottest celebrities. 2 - Suitcase full of body parts found in San Francisco. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Katy Perry's halftime show guest has been revealed; Suge Knight may have run over a few people; The most dangerous cars in America.
8 AM - 1 - Mitt ain't running; Our Obamacare attorney Craig Gottwals talks how Obamacare is hurting hiring. 2 - Dartmouth now has a mandatory 4 year sexual violence prevention program; We got Barry Manilow on the show next Tuesday. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - We (finally!) wrap up our football pool thingy; Stanford grads accused of being pretentious.
9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack; American Sniper controversy rages on. 2 - Jack may have Chemo Brain; Tech dude gives speech at Stanford bashing Stanford. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The great experience that is Super Bowl; Final Thoughts.